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A Blog Falls in a Forest

Oct 01 2

Facebook is a great way to drive readership of the ol’ blog.  It took my regular 35 readers up to 100+ sets of eyeballs. One hundred readers makes a blog worth writing. Another way to drive up readership is to blog every day. Trust me. An irregular, sometimes blog is an unread, no-times blog. Yeah. […]

Cover Model

Aug 31 3

  In 2011 Donald Trump considered a run for President. Seth Meyers, ensconced (solo) behind the Saturday Night Live fake news desk mused, “If saying that you were going to do something was the same thing as doing it, my dad would be on the cover of ‘Finished Basement’ magazine.” I rolled off the couch […]

The Man I Was. The Man I Am. The Man I Was.

Jul 29 0

“Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.” – Al Swearingen   Hola. I can tell it has been a while since I blogged. I had a moment […]

The Most Impatient Man in the World™

Jul 01 0

I grew up thinking that my father was the most impatient man in the world. This realization formed when I was designated flashlight-holder for his constant home and car repairs. God forbid that I should not be able to get light to bend the time-space continuum and onto the part of the engine block where […]

Ketchup

Jun 24 4

Forgive me, Father, for I have slipped my social media obligations. It has been two months since my last blog post. So much to unpack from the past two months, like the mosquito at the nudist camp, I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t blog when the missus and I are at odds. […]