My Beautiful Wife is traveling for her job once more. This time she’s gone for a long time. Or it already seems like a long time and I just got back from dropping her off at the airport. So, yaknow, I’m living the bachelor life. Living large. Gonna spend every night at the titty bars. […]

I can’t remember the source. I’m not sure if it was part of a SNL skit, or a character on television, or my son’s girlfriend who said something to the effect of, “I wish there really was an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind machine that could selectively wipe a memory. I’d wipe out my […]

My new work-from-home schema (while our office is renovated) is messing with my body clock. And my discipline. Three years ago, before three rounds of layoffs, our office was busting at the seams. People were doubling up in cubes. My boss begged me to work from home and give up my office. I only live […]

There’s a stage of getting older where you start forgetting small details. Then big stuff. And there’s a stage of self-awareness beyond the forgetting where you remember that you are a person who often forget things. My Beautiful Wife, who rises to meet the day at the ass crack of dawn while I’m still shadow-humping […]

I am finally at the stage of my life where I love women because they are women and not in spite of the fact that they are women. Really. Women are weird. They are wired differently. Sometimes that skewed wiring drives me and my fellow Y-chromosomers batshit crazy. Sometimes it’s wonderful. I want to devote […]