I have no idea what that headline means. It started out as a German porn joke and then took a left turn at Albuquerque. My kraut F-i-L is a blast. He’s the guy want in your kitchen chopping onions. That guy can make a salmon souffle out of a can of tuna and a biscuit. He’s […]
Today My Beautiful Wife turns 40. Happy birthday, Honey. MBW has perfected the art of the six-week birthday. It begins with her refusing to tell me what gift she wants the first nine times I ask. So I took her to the trendy shopping haus where teen age girls make a fuss over her and […]
The corporate overlords have finally left our little Midwestern outpost. They are safely aboard the mothership, headed to trendier places and friendlier faces. Go with God, Mr. CEO. If you can finally get our books into the black, then huzzah to you, Sir. My job is weird in that it has cycles of No Work […]
A sign of my age: I had no idea that Easter was upon us. I found out yesterday. That’s what happens to you when the kids grow up and the parents move to warmer climes. We’re not cooking anything. We’re not decorating. Nary a Peep. I’m too fat to fit in my suit, so I […]
The blog goes dark for a week while I try to catch up on my sleep at a Cabin in the Woods. I will attempt to fill some pages with words. I’ll do some target shooting. I will make a yeoman’s effort to sleep too much. If I finish the week with my days and […]
