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That’s Bjorked Up

Posted 17 June, 2014byinPop Culture Tuesday 2 Comments

Another How to Train Your Dragon movie at your local cineplex.

Another round of Vikings speaking with Scottish accents.

Vikings: Norway. Sweden. Iceland. Can somebody explain this to me?

Or should I just be happy that at least this time it’s not a giant green troll with a Scottish accent?

Shrek

Fuckers.

Is it my fault that the Norse don’t have a marketable accent? Is it my fault that imported 1970s 8mm porn ruined the dialect for kids’ movies?  Get your own stereotype, Sven. Leave ours alone.

Scott 2


2 comments

  • Dane Tyler

    June 17, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    I loved HTTYD; I sincerely hope this one doesn’t drop the ball. And yes, I laughed aloud and quirked my brow at the Scottish Vikings. Funny as heck.

  • Vanessa

    June 17, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    *snort* LOL
    At least Craig Ferguson really does have a Scottish accent, unlike Mike Meyers.