Blog Rule #1: Have something to say.

Blog Rule #2: A blog post about how I have nothing to say does not equate to me actually saying something.

So there you go. The pop culture wire is pretty quiet right not. I took a list at the albums downloadable playlists dropping in the next month. The only music I remotely care about is Spoon’s new release, and I’m not counting the minutes until I can download it.

Guardians of the Galaxy needs another handjob like the Third World needs more ebola.

Occulus releases today on streaming. THAT I’m excited about. There has been a long drought of quality content in the Scotsman movie theater.

Celebutards are remarkably well behaved.

ComicCon came and went with no bombshells.

The best the tabloids can offer is Michael Strahan’s alleged marital woes. Michael Strahan? Is that the best you got?

Here’s the best I’ve got: The word “doldrums” is a nautical term for the Intertropical Convergence Zone, low pressure pockets where wind is hard to find.

And I’ll take “Things Sheldon Cooper Would Say” for $600, Alex. Which reminds me, Jim Parsons is now pulling down $1M per episode. There. There’s your pop culture news of the week.